August 5, 2007

Ozzy, YEAH!!!!


Every once in a while when I go to the store I decide to bring my cat, Ozzy along. It's usually pretty uneventful, until tonight. My brother and I went out to get a couple of items that I had missed getting at Cub earlier tonight. When we got out of the car, there were a couple of drunk guys sitting in the car next to us. They were extremely drunk. One of the dudes looked like he'd gotten in a fight earlier in the night. Here's how the conversation went:
"Do you have a cat in your car?!"

"As a matter of fact I do," I replied.

"Can I say what's up to him?"

I said, "Yeah, when I get back."

My brother and I went into the store, and got our items. When we got back, the guys were talking to the car and waving, "Hi, Ozzy! What's up man?!"

When I opened the door, Ozzy was right there, so I picked him up so the drunk guys could see him, and they were talking to him:

"What's up Ozzy?!"

"How you doing?"

"Rock on!"

We got back in the car and the guys were still going on:

"Ozzy, YEAH!!!!!"

Just as I closed the door, one of the guys said, "I thought you were crazy, but now I can see you're nuts!" After that remark they both started chanting his name, "OZZY, OZZY, OZZY!" That's what I heard as I was driving off. It was awesome!
-VampKei

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