This shit only happens in movies, literally

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What the fucking hell?!! My brother and I were sitting in a parking lot with the windows open eating our lunch, AND A FUCKING BIRD SHIT ON ME!!!

I was just sitting there enjoying my delicious Cane's when I felt something fall on my leg. I look down, and it's fucking bird shit! What the hell?! That only happens in the movies to the bad guy to make fun of him. I'M NOT THE FUCKING BAD GUY!!!!!!!!!
-VampKei