The End of Angel

My brother and I went to Baker's Square for breakfast this morning, and we were talking about my future Buffy fan edits. Eventually, we got to talking about the end of Angel. We were talking about how it should end. He came up with the perfect way out of the battle, and then I filled in the rest.

-At the end of Angel we see what's left of the gang in the alley: Angel, Spike, Illyria, and Gunn.
There's a whole horde of demons running at them and Angel says, "Personally, I wanna fight the dragon. Let's go to work!" He swings his sword, and takes down a few of the demons. There's so many he looses track of everyone. He runs up one of the fire escapes, and jumps on the dragon. He starts pummeling it, and finally as it starts to go down there's a bright flash.

-Now we're in the white room. Everyone is there, even Wes, and Gunn. The Conduit appears to them, and basically tells them they fucked up majorly, and that they'll have to deal with the Senior Partners themselves. Then another bright flash.

-Everyone finds themselves in this hell dimension. It's the Christian version of hell. Lots of lava, fire, and screams of eternal torment fill the place. Then there's a booming voice. This voice sounds like a couple of voices edited on top of each other, so it's got an extra level of depth. It addresses itself as the Senior Partners. You don't see them, you just hear them.

-They inform the gang that they're all going to be put in their own personal hell. One which they cannot get out of (Which they of course do, with help from the PTB).

-Angel and Spike are put together for obvious reasons. They end up in Britain chasing after Buffy for all eternity. No matter how close they get, she's just out of reach, and can't even tell they're there. If they stop chasing after her, they're both plagued with visions of Buffy being killed in numerous horrific ways. Eventually with a little help from the PTB, they find out about a portal that's inside the ruins of the Watcher's HQ. They end up in the inner lair of the Senior Partners. It looks very much like the LA branch of Wolfram and Heart.

-Gunn is stuck on the streets, watching his friends die fighting the vampires over and over. No matter how hard he tries to save them they always die, and he starts back at the begining. He survives every attack that's thrown at him. The only way for him to get out is to be killed by one of the vampires. He poofs back into existence in the lair of the Senior Partners with Angel and Spike.

-Wes is stuck inside the Hyperion. All the exits are blocked off, and there's no way into the basement. The only open areas are the many floors above him. In the distance he hears Fred screaming, and being tortured by some unkown thing. He spends his time in hell trying to find her. He opens the door that used to be her room in the hyperion, and is transported to her apartment, and he has to live through her being eaten from the inside out by Illyria one more time. After Fred has died again, Wesley is completely broken, he'll never return again. He's completely insane, just mumbling to himself, and rocking in the corner. He doesn't even notice that he's transported to the same room the others are in. They try to snap him out of it, but he is unresponsive. Eventually he just goes catatonic.

-Illyria ends up as a regular human with none of her super-strength, and has to live a normal life. She can't take it and hangs herself. Also, poofing to where the others are. (I couldn't think of anything better.)

-In this lobby of what looks a lot like the LA branch, a regular looking man in business clothing walks out, and introduces himself as Mr. Suvarta. He tells them that they weren't supposed to escape from where they were put, and that they will be "put down". Two other's join him. All three of them look like normal guys. They inform them that the group will have a way to defend themselves with one "puny" earth weapon of choice. (Those condesending assholes)

-Angel chooses a sword, Wes is still down for the count, Gunn chooses an axe, and Spike and Illyria chose to use their fists. A huge battle ensues. Lots of back and forth. Eventually, Gunn is brutally beaten to death by one of the other two senior partners, Wes is left alone because he poses no threat, Illyria is bloodied, and stumbling, same with Spike. Angel is having this huge battle with Mr. Suvarta. Lots of magic, and flashy stuff. Mr. Suvarta pulls out a stake, and lunges at Angel.

-Just as it looks like Angel is about to be dusted, everything stops. Everyone looks perplexed. We hear a familiar voice come from behind, it's Cordy. She's crouched over by Wes chanting something, and he snaps out of his catatonia.

-After a tearful reunion, she tells them that what they did on earth, and in this dimension to the senior partners has significantly weakened them, and the PTB will deal with them, as in gone forever. She tells them that she's ok, and that someone else is with her. It's Doyle.

-Doyle tells everyone that he and Cordy are the new liasons for the PTB. He also tells them that because of all the good they've done, they each get one wish. It doesn't matter how selfish it may be, they will do it because they all deserve their wildest dreams. Cordy goes onto say that the Shanshu prophecy was wrong, and that both Angel and Spike will both be human again.

-Illyria wishes to be back to her old self, and have her own hell dimension to rule over.

-Gunn asks to live in an alternate dimension where he and Fred can be together, and not have to worry about demons at all. A place where he can just live a normal life.

-Spike chooses to be human of course, and knowing that Buffy doesn't truly love him. He asks that Dru be human, and be normal again. He also asks to live in the 80's with her, and to have him memory wiped of the pain he suffered because of his obsession with Buffy.

-Wes wishes Fred back to life, and they live happily ever after.

-Angel is now human, and just asks for super strength, and speed so he can at least fight. He also asks to be transported to where Buffy is.

-We see different flashes of everyone in their new lives. The last one we see is Angel and Buffy, fighting the good fight. Together at last.
-VampKei